Watch Some Very Woke Kids Teach Santa About Sexual Assault On 'SNL'

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"I guess you could say that Al Franken is on Santa's naughty list this year", Santa said. Ryan promises "entitlement reform" in 2018 MORE (D-Minn.), Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore and President Trump. Jessica wonders if President Trump is on the naughty list, to which Santa responds that he'd rather stay out of political matters.

Then came questions and comments from the kids about the NFL national anthem protests, the Republican tax plan, and on and on.

The first kid starts off by asking for toys as one might expect, but then, things get weird when he asks Santa about what's the deal with Al Franken. There was also a question about Matt Lauer's sex toys.

Santa, taken aback, asks his Elf friend (played by Kate McKinnon) for some help.

Video of the skit is below.

At the end of the skit a girl named Jenny says all she wants for Christmas is for "everything to be OK", but Amy the elf warns that won't happen for another three years and 42 days - or when Trump is out of office. When Santa says there's a lesson to be learned from all that's happening in the news, Jessica sums it up nicely when she says, "If you admit you did something wrong, you get in trouble. And we seem to have lost all perspective on what's naughty or nice ..." "That would be like you calling me and saying hey Cathy Anne are you planning on smoking crack again?" she said. "I know that things seem particularly insane".

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If these kids are anything, it's tuned in... as in tuned to CNN, MSNBC and even Fox News. "But if you deny it, they let you keep your job", she says. "But most people in America are good people, and eventually, good people will fix our country".

"No", she replies. "And in this climate can you just call me Amy?" she retorts. Franken, the Democratic senator from Minnesota (and former "SNL" cast member) announced last week he would resign from Congress amid numerous allegations he inappropriately touched women.

'Trump basically just made the announcement and then he flipped a cigarette and walked away in slow motion, ' Jost said, to an accompany picture of Trump standing in front of a massive explosion.

He continued: 'Calm down Democrats!

"And what about Roy Moore?". "You're the party of the morality the same way Don Jr.is the handsome Trump brother - nobody actually likes you".

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